Pickleball, Parenting Rants, and Poop Coffee?! | Featuring Trisha Shelley from Pickle Hood | Big Dink Energy Podcast

Pickleball, parenting rants, and poop coffee — what could go wrong? 🤯

 We’re diving into pretentious parenting, shady pickleball open play players, and a toothpaste you definitely don’t want.

 Trisha Shelley from Pickle Hood joins us to talk community, confidence, and why pickleball magic matters.

 And in Dink or Destroy, we’re calling out players who won’t even tell you their names before a pickleball match.

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Chapters

• 0:49 Kitchen Talk
• 6:21 Just the Tip
• 7:11 Pickle Pals
• 20:20 Dink or Destroy
• 24:45 News You Can Use
• 30:02 Wrap Up

Transcript

Speaker 3 (00:00.48)
It's kind of like, it's okay to play with my balls, but you can't tell me your name.

It's a little personal. is a little personal.

Just call everybody hun.

This is Big Dink Energy, the pickleball podcast that's half insight, half nonsense, and all entertainment. If you love pickleball, don't take yourself too seriously and think a little trash talk makes the game better, welcome home. This is the place where life and pickleball intersect. We celebrate the chaos, call out the nonsense, and put the fun back in dysfunction. You're either in or you're out. And if you're still listening, you're in. So let's go.

Big Dink Energy starts now. We are the official podcast of Pickleball, at least in our own minds. We're a semi-pro podcast. So this is a part of the podcast and we do a little bit of kitchen talk. That's just where we're sitting around chatting and we invite you in to sit and chat with us, because that's what Pickleball is all about, community. We're building a community here. Then don't forget, don't be shy. Go over to bdepodcast.com and do all your commenting over there. Or more importantly, maybe do it on the Insta and tell us what you think, something you heard, something you liked.

Speaker 1 (01:04.863)
Whatever. What's wrong with the Insta?

The Walmart.

Hey, I say that.

Steph, you got something for a kitchen talk for sure.

I do. So if we were just sitting around the kitchen and talking, I would be like, have y'all ever heard those parents who do the, we don't do screens in our house. Yes. They, and it's like, okay, your kids is reading a Kindle in the car. Make it make sense. Tricia.

Speaker 4 (01:23.945)
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:30.798)
Yeah, why is her name Trisha? Maybe more Karenish.

Yeah, I just, how do you guys feel about that? Because, yeah, it's like a badge of honor. Like, we don't do screens. feel like that's how they say it too. we don't do screens.

pedantic. Right?

Speaker 1 (01:45.249)
okay, well, why is your kid's finger halfway up his nose? Where'd that from?

I'm better than you.

It's like, I feel like they're acting like they churn their own butter. And they like pass out wooden toys. Like, we don't do screens. We're over here. We don't have electricity.

They're just so pretentious.

We hand crank the radio in our car. We got a horse and buggy that brought us here. We care about the environment.

Speaker 3 (02:05.698)
I just

Speaker 3 (02:10.38)
I feel like we're all just trying to do our best as parents. Like, mean, my kids are old, you know, our kids are older now, but I mean, my kids use screens. I mean, and in some respect, I kind of feel like by the time they listen to this, their kids probably sent like 20 Snapchats and they just don't know it. Right. But I mean, I feel, I don't know. I just, some Cocoa Milan, it needs to happen sometimes. You just need a break and you just, you just need it.

Yeah, yeah, they got screens somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:37.548)
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we had Phineas and Ferb and you bring up Cocoa Melon, but that always makes me think of Caillou. Caillou was the worst. Caillou. Why are you bald, Caillou? You're 15 and a half. Why are you still bald?

But I mean we

Speaker 3 (02:53.998)
I also think that was our Saturday morning cartoons as kids. Our parents would dump us there for three hours.

I had to watch Bill Dance. I had to watch fishing shows. I didn't get to watch cartoons.

Wow, that says, I mean that... We don't screens.

I would be like, we don't do screens. We don't do fishing. We don't do screens.

The best thing about Bill Dance is all the bloopers.

Speaker 4 (03:17.751)
Absolutely.

So speaking of the screens, just, in this day and age, you're not doing screens means you are not preparing your children either.

I 100 % agree with that. feel like anti-technology. They're like, you know, when I grew up, we didn't have this. Well, in this day and age, we have this. our kids are gonna have so much more. My kids know how to use things on my phone that I don't know how to use. And you're teaching them how to adapt to that technology as they grow.

I can go with

Speaker 3 (03:49.39)
Yeah, so think I mean having the phone maybe I mean we even for enforce limits not as much now as their kids are older But we didn't just allow our kids to sit on an iPad all day

Right, the iPad didn't raise your kid. That's a different...

The kid's a little suspect still, so I'm not sure.

But I just feel like not even just the whole screen thing. I feel like it's just their behavior about it. Like when they see other people and like, yes, and it's like, you you pass your kid the iPad while you're at the grocery store or whatever. And they're just like, we don't do screens. And it's like, you don't. Maybe you put your kid in school all day and I homeschooled my kid all day. So maybe this is the 15 minutes you saw my kid on a screen. Like you don't know what everybody's going through. And so I.

Look at my pedestal.

Speaker 4 (04:26.254)
Better mom than you.

Speaker 3 (04:37.624)
think that that's the part of it that pisses me off.

It's just so judgmental.

did your kid not crap in his pants like mine did? Okay. I mean, come on. It goes to what I, what I, what I always say though, in this day and age, I don't, I don't really care your specific age. If you are dumb about something, it is a, it is a choice you're making to be dumb, right? Because there's so much out there. The information is out there. You have to go out, you can go out there and find anything you want to find about anything. You can go search a video on how to do anything. Right.

out of the womb pot he trained.

Speaker 1 (05:11.05)
And so I feel like maybe those kids are a little bit behind. And Les, like you said, you know, we don't do screens because we're sewing denim dresses tonight, right after we turned the butter.

I feel like.

right after we slaughter the cattle.

the mentality behind it. so I think that pretentiousness and elitism is what makes me want to punch them in their throat.

Yeah. Agreed. I mean, what are you living with? Michael Landon? You're out on the prairie? I mean, come on.

Speaker 3 (05:38.926)
So just don't say that. Even if you are that person, keep your damn mouth shut. Why do you need to tell me we don't do screens? Trisha, I didn't ask you if you did screens.

Okay, so these people, now that you say that, it puts them in a different category too, because they're in the same category, kind of like vegans and kind of like the Marines. If you are in a room with a Marine or a vegan or a we don't do screens person, you'll know within the first 15 seconds, as they've got to tell you. Semper fi devil dog.

They will tell you for sure. Or kind of anybody who plays pickleball really. Right. Cause I can't go 10 minutes without, Hey, do you play pickleball? Okay. So we're there too, I guess.

Speaker 2 (06:19.992)
Just the two

Yeah

Quick pickleball wisdom in and out before you know it. USA Pickleball Rule 4.8 updated the drop serve. You can now release the ball. This is how I like to do it. You can now release the ball from your paddle instead of just your hand. In the past, you had to drop it from your free hand. No paddle tricks allowed and you couldn't spin it. Now you can let it roll off your paddle's face, but here's the catch. Gravity only, no flicking, spinning, tossing or anything with force. The ball has to fall naturally, has to be below your waist.

and your opponent must see the release. It's still a drop serve, just with a paddle twist. Legal, simple, sneaky. That's just the tip.

Just

Speaker 1 (07:05.139)
It's time for Pickle Pals!

Speaker 1 (07:11.022)
All right, welcome back. This is the people and the pals and the things and the places of the world of pickleball. And we are here today with Trisha Shelley. Trisha is a friend of ours. She is a sponsor on the show through the Pickle Hood. Now I'm to just tell you upfront, if you haven't been over to the picklehood.com and found all the wonderful gear they have over there, don't do it right now because you're going to listen to this. immediately after this run over there and find the Pickle Hood and you're going to find something that's going to look good on you, even if you're not.

So Trisha, I'm just going to say pickleball is probably the new yoga, right? So for me and what I see in the gear that we wear from you, the pickle hood is the new Lululemon. That's just how it is for me, right?

That's a huge compliment. Thanks. Thank you for having me, by the way.

Yeah, absolutely. We love what you're doing over there. It is, if you've listened to our commercials, it is obviously a way to get out of telling everybody that you went to school in 1989, you know, the free shirts that you got or whatever you found at the Ross that looked like it was going to fit for you on the pickleball court.

You're talking about me. I feel like you're attacking me.

Speaker 1 (08:22.674)
but you do have a lot of freebie shirts that you brought to the game. yes.

My shirts, my gymnastics shirts, my dance shirts.

Yes, prior to it. Well, yeah, I mean you're just making them free over there. So bring them all home

But the last time I played, I did have a Pickle Hood shirt on and I got several, several compliments.

Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (08:46.888)
that's awesome.

Yeah, absolutely. Let's look good while we're playing on the court. Even if we're not good at it, we should look good while we're doing it,

Well, yeah, and your podcast is big dink energy. And I just feel like when you wear fun gear that's pickleball related, you're bringing good energy to the courts and you just want to have fun. And yeah.

That's it. you're creating a community around it as well, which is what pickleball is really known for. So let me ask you this, Trish, what was the first design that made you go, okay, we've really got something here?

I made a shirt for my husband and I to play in a pickleball tournament, one of our first ones, and my kids got sick and he couldn't play, so I wore it with another person, another guy, and I almost did the design. I think he's cute, and I think she's cute, but I'm so glad we didn't do that, because I had to change up my partner last minute. But I made this shirt, and it had...

Speaker 2 (09:45.08)
kind of a, there's some iconic spots in this town that we're playing in called Carlsbad, New Mexico. And so I made a shirt with the pickleball cords and this bridge and the river. And it said, think I'm lost, Carlsbad, New Mexico. And everyone wanted that shirt. got my brain thinking like, how can I add fun things to the pickleball space? And how can I do this for them? And then went from there.

still have those IDinkies cute shirts?

I think I put them on some mugs and I might have some. They're my first designs. I kind of want to do some new ones.

That's a super, I like that.

That's a super idea. You could give it to the different guys you play with on the court. could. Yeah. So you're a mom, obviously a creative person and now just a business badass if you don't mind me saying that. So what did becoming an entrepreneur teach you about yourself that you didn't know before?

Speaker 2 (10:42.094)
you know what? I was thinking about that as this brand's kind of grown. I feel like I've grown right along with it. When I started this, I didn't have, I don't know, I would say much confidence. I had this belief in myself, but it was kind of just hiding out, you know? So I read this book at the beginning and I just, right before that book, I hit this point where I knew I needed a change.

I like popped off social media. I wanted to create something, but I didn't know what. And I like to say when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change. That's when you go. This whole entrepreneur process of like reading books and telling myself affirmations to believe I could do that. it's just really pushed me to persevere more than I thought I ever could. Right. It's just a big waves like this whole process. Some days I'm like,

I'm doing great. I love this design. People are commenting like they love it. And then there's a huge dip and like, my gosh, I'm overwhelmed. It comes with the territory, but I'm just learning or like, I cannot figure out this part of the website. It crashed. So what do I do here? Right. You know, so it's just been a huge growth of persistence and perseverance to just take it to where I've taken it now. And I'm sure it's going to take a lot more.

to get moving on also financially becoming way more savvy there. That's been a big thing too.

Yeah, absolutely. so you, I mean, the designs are amazing and you all go out there and go to thepicklehood.com and see the designs, but...

Speaker 3 (12:17.39)
I know with my dance background, like the 2-2-2, I am in love with that. Well.

ballet, pole. Anymore.

That one, I just love it. It is the most adorable. I'm about to go pick it up.

that's so nice. Yeah. I didn't know that was a, I didn't know if it would resonate with other Pickle Hoods, but, and I say Pickle Hoods as in like the little communities. Which one is there's like a greater whole, but then like you have your group, you have your people, that's your Pickle Hood. But yeah, our little group, there's a girl that started it on 2-2-2. She's like, you gotta do the dance. So do a little spin and then pop it over the net.

So cute.

Speaker 1 (13:01.174)
Yeah. And I think that's very important for people to know too, is you're not just a, you know, you're not just out there being a clothing manufacturer and bringing these on, you're also a player. that, you know, there are, I mean, there are a ton out there and being a player is so much, so important to what you do because you're, you've got the vibe check going on all the time and you know what the players want. Not just the designs, but the cuts too, like you mentioned and the fabrics as well. So, you know, there's, there's so much that goes on there. So let me ask you then,

Do people really underestimate how much heart and hustle go into the fun brand that is the pickle hood?

I would absolutely, yes, agree with that. I like to think of it as like on Instagram when they see me pop up, it's like a tiny blip in their day. And they get that email in their inbox, tiny, tiny blip in their day. But to me, it is on my brain constantly. The other day, I'm looking for it right now. This will tell you just how much it's on my brain. My daughter, she was 11, she put a piece of paper on my computer, taped it to it.

And it had 10 ideas for a shirt with like a little cute play on words that I think. But yeah, it consumes you because you have not only the Instagram and the Facebook ads and the marketing side, you have to squeeze in designs here and there and email marketing. And then you're doing the customer service side too. So it's just, I think it's way more than I thought it would be when I started it, but I enjoy it so much that my brain loves.

all of the different things that I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (14:38.926)
And that's, you know, we like to illustrate that to people who would just think, I can just go do this, right? No, you're the duck, right? Your feet are just consistently and constantly paddling hard under the water. Nobody sees that. They just see what looks perfect on the surface. good brands like yours, they do it really, really well.

I'm trying. It's like a fail forward thing at this point. Like try and fail, try and fail. Okay, this is going to be good for now. And then like revamp it in a little bit too. Yeah, do it. I think that's been my whole motto this whole time.

Do it scared, right?

Speaker 1 (15:15.576)
What do you hope people feel when they throw on Pickle Hood gear, know, shirt or hat or whatever it is. What do want them to feel? Because a brand is about feeling.

I want to tie in a story here really quick, if that's okay. We were at the courts, my husband and I, they're a bunch of like maybe 30 and 40 year olds, and this little 80 year old lady showed up at the courts, and she kind of walked on slowly and wanted to play, and she's like, I'm not that great, but she wanted to play, and she hopped on. Any ball that went to her, she was killing it.

She was hustling us about one ball. She got lobbed and she stood there and she looked at her partner and was like, I'm not getting that. can't do that. And like, she's like, I don't move that fast. And so her 20 something partner, just those young guy, he stepped it up and he would run back and he was covering that baseline and those lobs. And she was up there like taking fire at the net.

Her positive attitude was everything. Everyone was just smiling and feeling connected. And it was people from all walks of life that I would never have met before. And so I guess when people wear the Pickle Hood gear, I want people to recognize what this has brought to communities, to families. There's just...

That's absolutely perfect. You really are getting to the core of what the sport is and what the sport should be. You know, yeah, great. mean, you're a million dollar player with million dollar gear. I might get it. You're at the top, right? But that's not who the majority of pickleball players are. We are the people that are just showing up from our different walks of life, different backgrounds, different experiences. And we're all coming together around this one awesome sport. And then

Speaker 1 (17:16.013)
when I think of the Pickle Hook gear, it's kind of an outward therapist for everybody around me to see, this is what I think. If I'm wearing a Dink Daddy shirt, then you know, right? This is what I personally. my Yes, yes. Oh my God.

my everything hurt.

Yeah, everybody resonates. Yeah.

It all comes from personal experience.

So, so the Pickle Hood, right? It's a total vibe. What is the Pickle Hood's walk on music? You you're showing up to a tournament or something like that and you're totally repping the brand. What's the walk on music?

Speaker 2 (17:46.862)
Oh my gosh. This is, I don't know if it's like the walk on music, but it's like the epitome of it. So it's, I would say Magic by Andy Grammer. If I could- Sing a little. Describe. You want me to sing it?

Sing a little of it.

Yeah, let's hear a little bit. It's your song.

I want chills, I want the static, I want the magic. Sorry, I really went for it. It's basically like, want the magic, give my life more magic. Like I'm getting magic out there on the pickleball courts is basically the vibe. And I want to fill my life with magic. So that's kind of the pickle head to me. How lucky are we, look what we're creating, like let's go, let's keep it magic.

But it's

Speaker 1 (18:26.85)
Heck yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:34.702)
That's awesome. And I'm just going to tell you personally, I felt like I was on The Voice and I'm definitely turning my chair around. That was a great... So how do people find you? How do they get the gear? How do they get the merch? know, how do they... Where do they go?

man, thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:48.534)
On Instagram is a good place to start. If you want to go to the underscore Pickle Hood on Instagram, that's where I'm trying to create like a little community that's a little more interactive. We're posting funny things, posting our latest gear. And then of course, go ahead and hop onto the the picklehood.com to take a look at all of the merch that we have out there. There's, there's quite a few pickleball products for pickleball lovers. And yeah, that's where you'll go. You can sign up for email there and get a discount.

Also, Big Dink Energy has a discount code too, so make sure to use that. It's a good one.

Yeah. Yeah. Make sure you go big dink energy 20 to get 20 % off all of your pickle hood merch. And why wouldn't you look, stop looking like you just walked out of Ross and pick some gear out of there. Go get something from the pickle hood. Look like you're showing up to actually play. Even if your game isn't that good, you need to be looking good on the court. So Tricia, thank you so much for being on the podcast. Thanks for so much for being a sponsor for us and believing in us.

And we certainly believe in you. love everything you're doing over there. Matter of fact, I know I'm making an order today for some more merch. So if you are out there and you're looking for something to amp up your game and it's not paddle related, go get your gear. That'll make you look like you're a good player.

What you've said today means the world to me and I'm excited to keep putting stuff out there for our community to bring us closer. So, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:13.194)
Awesome, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (20:20.91)
This is our Dink It Destroy. This is something we pick out and we're either going to dink it, send it over the net. It's a thumbs up for us, or we're going to destroy it. Not for us and probably not for you either. But if it is, please get into BDEpodcast.com or go find us on Instagram and tell us what you think. Steph, you got some.

Yes, so I would like to dink or destroy people, like if you're playing at open play, people that you're playing with that don't introduce themselves before you start playing. So it's kind of like, it's okay to play with my balls, but you can't tell me your name. Like we're out here sweating.

It's a little personal. is a personal. now we're sweaty balls. Well. Shwetty.

lord. I mean, we're out here, we're like, you know, high-fiving, we're tapping paddles, but it's like, hey, blue shirt. Right? mean, bro.

What are you in, WITSEC? How come I can't know your name?

Speaker 4 (21:10.958)
Everybody hun right

It's, I feel like I love when, you know, it's like, you know, we're about to play and it's like, I'm Stephanie. I'm, you know, Brad, you know, it's like, So now we're going to play and it's like, I can say like, good shot, Brad. Yeah. Like pick it up.

You suck, Brad.

What do you think? I don't know. So with my background, I really don't care what people's names are, because I forget it as soon as you tell me. I forget we're doing a podcast. Where am I? Silver alert. No, so. But it is because, know, for the uninitiated that are listening to maybe this episode, I don't know why this is the first episode you got into. There's other ones. So I'm a police officer. And as soon as you hand me your driver's license and tell me your name, I'm out. I don't.

You forget what court we're on.

Speaker 1 (21:58.7)
Remember it and I've got because I talk to people all day long

But I'm not saying you have to remember it for the rest of your life, but at least, you know, right before you play, they're about to be your par-

No, because I'm like, hey buddy, hey pal, that was great. Awesome dude, you know, because I've forgotten it. Unless it's unique. I've tried it all. I just have a dumb brain.

Use those name games.

Speaker 3 (22:19.832)
So I guess it's, I'm more kind of dinking or destroying the people who just don't. They just go out there like my pickle Richard that we talked about. I'm not trying to do a profile on you, I just need to know what to call you when I call your ass out.

Scott, I'm secretive. You cannot know my name.

Speaker 1 (22:35.564)
Right. That does make sense that you should introduce yourself. And the other one, the other side of it for me with the name guy, I get like asked three times, what is that? What is that? guy. that's unique. And then, know, then it's whole thing for me. I think, I think it is a destroy. I want you to introduce yourself. It is all about the community. And if you play really, really well, I want to remember that.

I also think like when someone comes up and introduces themselves, it's that opportunity for you to see what type of player they are. Like that first five seconds, I can tell if this is gonna be fun or if this is gonna be like you're calling every kitchen line and it's just gonna be like, are you kidding me? Not by their name, I'm not judging by their name, I'm just judging from, are they up and like, hey, I'm Stephanie and I'm excited to play. Or if they're like, Tom.

out in

Speaker 4 (23:26.666)
Yeah, I'm Tom. Let's go. Nobody wants to-

Some of them, know, some of the ones for me too is I'm William. Can I call you Bill? I mean, that seems like a lot William, but if you introduce yourself.

Richard, it's like, I call you dick?

We'll see how you play. You're already playing with his balls.

Not playing with the balls in the car.

Speaker 1 (23:47.022)
Oh, no. No, that's, there's laws against that.

are we?

down.

so yeah, introducing yourself on the court.

I am a destroy on people who just walk on and just are like, let's play. So destroy. I think you should at least say, hi, I'm Stephanie. I don't think you need to tell me your duper score and all that kind of stuff, but at least like, we know who each other are and.

Speaker 1 (24:11.308)
Maybe they think they're bigger than what they are, and they think you should know who they are sometimes too.

Sorry, I don't even know the big people. That's just ridiculous. I'm a destroy. If you don't introduce yourself, just...

with people like that.

Speaker 1 (24:23.47)
It's used lot. It sends a vibe.

It sends a

It sends a really bad vibe and I'm a destroy as well. I don't like

Yeah, I'm gonna be a destroyer even though I'm going to destroy it in my head and not remember your name I'm a destroyer this to please introduce yourself

Speaker 3 (24:40.718)
News you can use.

Petal Prince, did you add something?

Okay, so I found this and I kind of wanted to discuss it with y'all. It is not pickleball related, but it is something that I found completely weird. So KFC recently introduced a fried chicken flavored toothpaste. The flavors are inspired by all of KFC's 11 herbs and spices. And they say it's like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC original recipe chicken. And it completely sold out on their website.

And now there are tubes of it on eBay going from $50 to $5,000. Chicken flavored.

Holy crap.

Speaker 3 (25:22.457)
Toothpaste. First of all, I haven't eaten an Eden. Oh, eat it. You haven't eaten it. See, I am so kerfuffled right now. Oh my.

Goodness, kerfuffle. Eat it and kerfuffle.

I don't even like KFC, so why would I want it in a toothpaste?

I just, can't.

I feel like if you're eating KFC, probably don't have teeth, a lot of teeth. goodness.

Speaker 4 (25:44.462)
I KFC.

And how many tooth are you missing?

Not all of mine's, they're all there. But I just can't envision the actual, the artificial flavoring of chicken. That's just disgusting. They have to their teeth with it. looked at it.

How much

Well, I mean, yeah, exactly. So now I've got 11 herbs and spices. We can guess some of that is sage and rosemary.

Speaker 4 (26:08.492)
If your breath is gonna stink, then you're gonna have to brush your teeth. That's disgusting. It's just nasty. And I thought that it was hilarious, so I wanted to share.

Thanksgiving!

Speaker 3 (26:18.804)
I like you wake up in the morning and you're like...

I think I want my breath to smell like chicken all day.

Well know, Crumble Cookie also came out with Body.

Wash. Yes. My daughter has it. in the... It's actually in my shower.

does it? No.

Speaker 3 (26:33.07)
And I have used it and it does not really smell like their crumble cookies But what is this stuff with food and its body?

I don't know. I don't want to put that kind of stuff in my mouth. Like, that's just gross.

I know there's so many jokes here and there. I just softball it out like that. I'd wonder. Yeah, yeah, it's not for me for sure. But hey, for y'all, you're listening right now, one month from now, big dink energy toothpaste coming to a store shelf near you. Get your big, your dink and your energy in the morning. Get up and go.

I think

Speaker 3 (27:12.942)
I'd rather have gingivitis than mashed potato toothpaste. Right.

yeah and you always get the gristle sometimes

Who is paying five grand for a tube of chicken flavored toothpaste?

people with no common sense and too much. If you want to be a sponsor and you're buying $5,000 toothpaste, please let us know. Your ad could be here. So I have a little bit of news you can use and this is right up my alley. And I think it's right up y'all's alley too. Cause y'all like coffee just like I do, right? Yep. One of the most expensive coffees and I haven't tried it yet, but it's Kopi Luwak coffee. Have you heard of Kopi Luwak coffee? One of the most expensive coffees in the world running anywhere from a hundred to $600 per pound.

I mean, and this is a con.

Speaker 4 (27:35.659)
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:56.718)
and about $35 to $100 per cup at high-end cafes.

So what makes it the price difference? How do we go from 100 to 600? 35 to 100?

Well, it's shit out.

So it comes from Vietnam, the Philippines, and other parts of Southeast Asia. And it's made, it's wild or captive, that's what makes the price difference. It's either wild or captive.

Is wild more expensive or the captive?

Speaker 1 (28:21.198)
the wild. And it comes from Asian palm civets. Anybody know what a civet is? Nope. No small cat like nocturnal animals.

I told you, they're pooped out.

eat ripe coffee cherries. told you. The fruit ferments in their digestive tract and enzymes break down proteins that normally cause bitterness. The beans are then pooped out, collected, washed, roasted, and brewed.

I don't think I like coffee anymore.

Copi Luac. It's farmed versus wild caught. That's where you get the price differences. The wild source Copi Luac naturally occurring is obviously harder to get and extremely rare and expensive. Farmers literally forage for the droppings in forest. Yep. That's someone's job to go out and get... Gleaning? No, going out and getting it. Did you think I said gleaning?

Speaker 3 (29:00.75)
Gleaning? Gleaning?

Speaker 3 (29:05.378)
No, that's what they're doing is gleaning the droppings.

is that the thing?

Yeah, like, from the Bible.

Okay. Poop hunting is what I call it. Just keep it simple here on the the podcast, the official podcast, the pickleball. So it's far more common and controversial. Civets are kept in cages. This is the farmed ones and force fed coffee cherries. They're already eating them. So I don't think they're force feeding them. These conditions often involve animal cruelty, poor hygiene. They're not brushing with the KFC toothpaste for sure. And result in lower quality beans, but it's cheaper and more scalable.

Poop hunting?

Speaker 3 (29:40.044)
Why is it that everything super expensive and like, you know, high end has to be freaking weird?

Well, I'm just telling you, I ordered some coffee cherries and I'm going to try making our own here at the house with our chihuahua. No, sir. see how that goes. Big Dink Energy roast coming to a shelf near you.

Sir.

Speaker 4 (29:59.778)
We are not doing that.

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